Ok, so here is the first in the Status field.
First, I have completed my first two of three majors towards my first bachelors degree, so woot.
Second, I will be starting an internship in one of those two fields I have completed, woot.
Thirdly, my laptop is broken, in for repair, covered under a service plan from RadioShack if it isn't software related. Meh.
Fourthly, I am thirsty, always will be, unless I can get some watermelon. Yum!